My farts smell like the most delicious Mexican food. I want a Mission burrito so badly right now. Best farts ever.
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2012-05-31
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2012-05-30
I can’t tell
if I’m really hungry
or if I want to have sex
Rowan just summarized my entire existence.
Source: robiwankenobi
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truckyeah asked: hey, your crusty lover is home from travelling. I'm drunk and I miss you and I get to see you in two days and I'm basically peeing. Miss your butt.
Ohmygod, I can’t wait at all! I’ve been counting down the days since I booked my ticket and now it’s so sooooon! Two more sleeps, one and a half more days! I’m gonna sleep so naked with you on Friday!
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(via centipedes)
Source: Flickr / lisacat
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Source: danemartin
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2012-05-29
(via junkie-promise)
Source: teenboystuff
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Art School in a nut shell.
Source: DILKE
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Anonymous asked: all: cough splutter couch wheeze (scatologically i'm thinking of changing my mind)
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Anonymous asked: we'd all like to kiss pretty girls all day, unkissed since infancy, waste your affection on cats, i find myself singing all the while, senile old shuffler weds sonia haft green baby, you wouldn't think that he was a gentile, oh bedelia ella o, i've made up my mind to steal you my dear, never the initiator, head of the house is humbled, who is phillis, phillips, is she your mother lover, you're the flower of my heart, in the shade of the apple tree on a sunday afternoon.
Someone has taken time out of their day to send this to me…
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2012-05-28
Anonymous asked: We are gathered here today to pour scorn on inhumanity's weaknesses and foibles A fear of cellars, crypts, and caves Underground hollow evacuated lecture theatre Shadow strewn interior Abandoned gas house Topomaniac genophobia dispophobia gymophobia philophobia Scholophobia phenophobia panophobia Our leader fears the dark - have a nasty night! Hirsute! Lazy long nosed decadent pink skinned gigantic Englishmen Jay ay pee know nose job.
Wat.
